2010
11.08

UPDATE: RUMOURS SUGGEST THE LAVA TESTING GROUND HAS EXPANDED, AND IS NOW BOUNDED BY A WALL. VENTURE TO /WARP EASTIEST WITH EXTREME CAUTION! PARTICIPATION IN THE TESTING IN MANDATORY AND DANGEROUS. A NUCLEAR WINTER IS CURRENTLY IN EFFECT.

UPDATE 2: FOLLOWING LAST WEEKS SLIME ATTACKS, GHASTS HAVE BEEN SIGHTED IN AREA. EXTREME CAUTION AND SPEED ADVISED.

Far, far to the East, crazy admin scientists have spent hours trying to create an alternate sun. After countless deaths, and burnt chickens, this is what they made.

May the zombies know and fear it!

*Beware, this site is extremely dangerous, and you should not enter unless wearing the appropriate safety equipment. (Hint: There is none. Nothing will save you from this ball of death)

Rumour has it there is a way inside, but sounds like bullshit to me. I bet there’s awesome treasure in here though.

Remember kids, play with lava responsibly. Or something like this could happen.

UPDATE: Strange happenings have been spotted at the Lava Testing Ground. Approach with caution. Some have even told tales of Ghasts, but surely they only exist in legend. Right?

*Note: the Lava testing ground is available for all your testing needs. Please do what the fuck you want within its snowy walls. It is not protected land. Feel like playing with fire? Want to see what a tnt cannon can do? Do it here, away from the normal people.


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